- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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