Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Anti Joke

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