- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

A man made a sandwich.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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