- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

what do u call a black man a black man

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obama

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

The Pope

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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