A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

I was born.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

Why did i write this? I was bored

Pokemon go: Team mystic

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Tim and Eric

Melbourne Football Club.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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