How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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