What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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whats 2+2? 4

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justin bieber

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1 + 1 = 3

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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