Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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A man made a sandwich.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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