Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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Is this where I type the joke?

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Women Driving.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Roey Jegen

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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