- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

Good luck on your finals everyone!

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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