- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

who drinks pee? katness

I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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