ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Once upon a time, your face.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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9/11

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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