Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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