Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Poop

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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knock knock whos there not me

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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lol

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Anti Joke

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