Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Hi

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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agp

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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