Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Poop

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lol

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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hi

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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