- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

i cant think of one.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

What is long and black The unemployment line

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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