Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

liam buchan is gay !

knock knock Labrinth come in

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

women outside of the kitchen

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

I killed someone today. :D

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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