Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

women's rights.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

milly, milly, milly, cat

Spell: “This word”

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

asian, do math

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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