What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

thumb_up thumb_down +34

If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

thumb_up thumb_down +32

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Some people like melon and others like soup.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

thumb_up thumb_down +32

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

thumb_up thumb_down +30

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

thumb_up thumb_down +30

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops