- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

An atheist walks into a church

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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