well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Wy did the chicken?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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