- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

Women's rights.

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

hipsters

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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