I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Badgers are cool

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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