Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

fack me!

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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