How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Spotto

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Snarf Nuggets

What do you call an amazing person Good

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

obama's promises

Woman's rights

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

vbh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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