no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Butt Sex.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

oh no, i've lost my tractor

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Do you believe this will change?

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

i have yougurt with tractor

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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