What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Woman rights.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

i cant think of one.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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