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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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your mum

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Loner.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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