- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

want a balloon? yeah

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

vagina, hehehehehehehe

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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