Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

whats long and green? weed

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

What is 9 + 10? 21

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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