How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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bob saget

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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I can't see my forehead

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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