- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Women's rights

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

How old is your mom? Old.

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