Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

Hi? No!!!!!

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

? I hate niiggers ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

Guess What! HI!

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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