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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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