Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

knock, knock. come in.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Spotto

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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