What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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