Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Anti Joke

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