why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did the book disappear?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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