Women.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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