- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

fack me!

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Shit!

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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