What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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GONNA

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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