What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Womens Rights.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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