- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

shammmm is a lesbian.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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