- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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