- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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