Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Womens rights.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Woman's Rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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