- Anti Joke

Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

penis

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Darude - Sandstorm

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Wade

Joay impistato is a fig