- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

what smells worse then shit Drew White

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

vagina, hehehehehehehe

want a balloon? yeah

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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