Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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