- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

My children are huge mistakes.

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

Women.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

terry stockton is straight

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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