- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

american government

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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