- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

obama

What time is it? Refrigerator

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

Penis

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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