A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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