- Anti Joke

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

melon

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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