What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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terry stockton is straight

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12

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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want a balloon? yeah

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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Twenty-Four

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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