What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Meow.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

girls basketball

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Chicken penis.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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