so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Womens rights.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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