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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

I said I hate niiggers

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?