- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

a potato flew around my room

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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