- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What is cold? Winter

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

My butt!!!!!!!!

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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