Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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