- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

what's brown and sticky? a turd.

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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