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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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