Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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since when?

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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