Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Womens Rights.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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