The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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i have yougurt with tractor

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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s e m e n

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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