Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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women's rights

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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