Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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